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[coughing]

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[gasps]

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[sighs]

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[glass shattering]

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[gulping]

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thud

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Looks good. The kid looks good.

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Let's see him at the screen test tomorrow.

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Stage five.

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[theme music]

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honk

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[blows whistle]

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screech

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[siren wailing]

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[blows whistle]

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vroom

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screech

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[music continues]

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screech

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screech

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crash

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thud

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slam

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pop

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[instrumental music]

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Sorry I was late, Barney

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but the boss gave me extra work to do.

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That's alright, Fred.

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- A job's a job. - Some job.

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Anyone who works in a stone quarry

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has got to have rocks in his head.

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[honking]

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Hey, what's the hurry?

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I wanna get home to see

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the big fight on television.

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honk honk

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It starts at seven.

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honk honk

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'Should be a real slam-bang-a-reeney!'

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Easy, Fred, or we'll have

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a slam-bang-a-reeney right here.

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Huh, this sweater should keep Fred nice and warm.

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[bleating] But what about me?

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I'm gonna freeze to de-e-eath.

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[car approaches]

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That must be Fred now.

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[knocking on door]

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Aw, you wanna go meet him, don't you, Dino?

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[barking]

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(Wilma) 'Well, alright.'

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[barking]

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Paper says it's gonna be the fight of the century.

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[Dino barking]

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No, Dino! No, boy!

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No! No! Back! Back! Back in the house, Dino!

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No! No-o-o!

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crash

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[barking]

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Uh-huh, D-Dino! Dino, stop it! Get-get..

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Get off! L-l-let me up!

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slurp slurp

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Ha ha ha!

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Now you cut that out, Dino!

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Ha ha ha!

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No-no more, you hear?

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Ha ha ha!

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A touching sight, Fred. A man and his Dino.

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(Fred) 'Don't stand there! Get him off me.'

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(Barney) 'Here, come, Dino boy.'

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'Heel, heel, heel.'

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Heel, Di..

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Uh, it's no use, Fred.

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I guess his heart's bigger than his heels.

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'Well, I'm gonna miss the fight.'

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Yeah, it's almost 7 o'clock.

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(Fred) '7 o'clock?'

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Yikes!

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[hurried footsteps]

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Hey, h-how do you do it, Fred?

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I just said it was 7 o'clock and powie!

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'We'll just catch the first round.'

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(man on TV) 'Channel 7, Bedrock..'

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click click click

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(Fred) 'The fight's on channel 14, isn't it?'

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(Barney) 'That's it.'

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click click click

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(man on TV) 'Stay tuned now for "The Adventures Of Sassie."'

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Hey, I wanna see the fight!

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grr

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chomp

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(Fred) What is this?

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He sits there in front of the TV set

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and tries to bite me.

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Well, maybe he thinks you're a TV dinner.

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Oh, Fred, he just wants to watch "Sassie."

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It's his favorite program.

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Oh, it's his favorite program, huh?

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Well, it just so happens that this is my house

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and that's my TV set!

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(Barney) 'Yeah, but those are Dino's teeth.'

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chomp

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(Wilma) 'Let him watch, Fred.'

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(woman on TV) 'Sassie! Oh, Sassie!'

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(Wilma) 'You can go over to Barney's and watch the fight.'

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Shh!

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[barking]

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[barking]

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[panting]

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slurp

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[barking]

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[barking]

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(Fred) 'This has gone far enough.'

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'I'm just going to..'

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grrr

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'...uh, ahem, go over to Barney's house'

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'and watch his TV.'

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(commentator on TV) 'And the champ leads with a left.'

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'Kid Rocko comes back with a right.'

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'The champ with a right. And the kid with a left.'

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'And...the champ with a right.'

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Some fight, huh, Barney?

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Yeah. Go get him, champ!

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Hello, boys. What are you watching?

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The fight.

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But why aren't you watching

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the "Sassie" show?

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We started to, but there was, uh, just too much violence.

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But I'd like to see that program.

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Maybe Wilma's got it on.

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If she doesn't, she's got her hand chewed off.

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thud thud thud

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Wow! I think the champ is hurt.

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[crying]

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[crying continues]

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(commentator on TV) 'Yes, he does seem to be hurt.'

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'The kid caught him with a good blow to the nose.'

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[blows nose]

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[instrumental music]

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Gee, mom, we're sure in another terrible fix

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aren't we, huh?

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We surely are, son.

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Gee, if Sassie were only here..

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[instrumental music]

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[clopping]

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Gee, mom, look.

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It's Sassie!

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You won't drop this message, will you, Sassie?

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You will bring help, won't you, Sassie?

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You are brave, aren't you?

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And fearless?

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And courageous?

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Then go for help, Sassie.

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(man on TV) Back to "Sassie" in just a minute.

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But first, a word from our sponsor.

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Would you like an autographed photo of Sassie?

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[panting]

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All you have to do is send in ten labels

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from Dino Gro Pet Food.

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Go down to your friendly corner grocer's now.

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That's right! Go now!

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(commentator on TV) 'The champ is down. No, he's up.'

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'Kid Rocko swings a haymaker..'

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'...and knocks the champ right out of the ring!'

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What a punch!

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It knocked Fred out of the house!

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Whoa, Dino! Slow down, boy!

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Whoa there!

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'He-e-elp!'

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Runaway dinosa-a-aur!

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[crashing]

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Hey! Hey, what is all this?

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All this is exactly three and a half.

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But I don't want any pet food.

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Well, uh, then feed it to your pet.

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(Fred) 'Alright. Alright.'

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[chatters] Thank you.

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And here are your, uh...trading stamps.

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swish swish

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(Fred) 'I'm just not gonna put up with it any longer, Wilma.'

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'Dino has got to go.'

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Taking over the TV set

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squandering my hard-earned money

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on Dino Gro Pet Food.

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'You are a no-goodnik, Dino!'

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'You get out of this house'

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'and stay out!'

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Go!

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[sniffling]

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- But, Fred.. - Go, Dino!

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'Out! Out!'

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But, Fred

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Dino really is a sweet thing.

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'And you know what they say'

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'he's man's best friend.'

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If Dino's my best friend

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I could use some enemies.

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I didn't pay for that pet food with chicken feed, you know?

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'That stuff costs real dough.'

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- Yes, but-- - 'Wait a minute!'

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Listen to this.

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"Dino Gro announces a search

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"for a talented pet

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"to appear on the Sassie TV series.

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'"The pet must be young, simple'

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'"and able to ham it up but good.'

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"A top salary

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will be paid."

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Does that mean you, my pet?

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It means Dino.

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He knows that show cold.

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'And those animal actors'

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'get real dough-re-mi money.'

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Oh, Fred, not Dino.

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'Sure! Dino's a gold mine.'

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I could quit my job.

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No more long hours with that skinflint boss.

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Just sit around and let Dino's dough roll in.

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Dino!

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Oh, Di-i-ino-o-o!

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Hmm, that's funny.

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He usually tears right in.

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Di-i-ino-o-o!

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'Oh, Di-i-ino-o-o!'

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Well, hello, Dino, ol' best friend.

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What are you doing out in the night air?

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Aww.

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You didn't take my kiddin' for real, did you, chum?

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'Just joking, pal. Come on home.'

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'I got some nice hot brontosaurus soup for you.'

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Let me carry you, huh? You must be tired.

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Old pal. Old chum. Old buddy.

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Nothing's too good for good old Dino.

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Now, Dino, buddy-buddy.

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We're gonna teach you some tricks.

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You like tricks, don't you?

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First, I'll throw a stick

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'and Barney's gonna show how to fetch it.'

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Arf, Fred, arf.

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Fetch, Barney.

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arf arf

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thud

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chomp

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[Dino clapping]

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Hmm.

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We'll try another. Okay, Barney, play dead.

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thud

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(Fred) 'What do you think, Dino?'

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[slurping]

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Hmm?

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gulp gulp gulp

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Alright, then. Barney, count to three.

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I can't, Fred. I'm dead.

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- 'Barney!' - Okay, okay.

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(Barney) 'Arf, arf, arf.'

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You dig, Dino?

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[Dino snoring]

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(Barney) Tough luck, Fred.

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Looks like you're stuck with a no-talent pedigree.

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Well, maybe it won't matter on TV.

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Maybe they'll go for his personality.

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Good morning, Screen Rocks Television Pictures.

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'I am sorry. His line is busy.'

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'One moment, please.'

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Alrighty, people. Next, please.

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Next, please.

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I guess that's us.

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Let's make it quick. What tricks does he do?

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Well, um, actually--

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Can he add a few numbers? Play dead?

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Not exactly.

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Too bad. He's the right type.

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'We need a character like him'

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'to do the heavy love scenes with Sassie.'

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- To do the love scenes? - 'That's right.'

275
00:11:54,000 --> 00:11:57,000
But he'd have to be able to perform.

276
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:59,000
Yeah, well, I guess we're out of luck

277
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:01,000
because, um..

278
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:04,000
[instrumental music]

279
00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:14,000
Not bad! Not bad! Just one thing more.

280
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How's his acting?

281
00:12:15,000 --> 00:12:18,000
Huh? Acting? Uh, who?

282
00:12:18,000 --> 00:12:19,000
Can he play dead?

283
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:23,000
Play dead? No, no, I'm afraid that he..

284
00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:26,000
[Dino coughing]

285
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:29,000
[gasps]

286
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:36,000
[glass shattering]

287
00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:39,000
[gulping]

288
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thud

289
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Looks good. The kid looks good.

290
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,000
Let's see him at the screen test tomorrow.

291
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,000
Stage five.

292
00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:56,000
Your screen test is the biggest thing

293
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:58,000
that will ever happen to either of us, Dino.

294
00:12:58,000 --> 00:13:01,000
So, don't get nervous and ruin everything.

295
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:04,000
You're not nervous, are you?

296
00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:07,000
Good. Don't-don't get nervous.

297
00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:09,000
But for Pete's sake, fix your hair.

298
00:13:09,000 --> 00:13:11,000
'It's a mess.'

299
00:13:11,000 --> 00:13:12,000
'You got to remember, Dino'

300
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,000
'one hair out of place'

301
00:13:14,000 --> 00:13:17,000
'one little slip, one fluffed line'

302
00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:18,000
'and blooey..'

303
00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:21,000
'No "Sassie," no nothin'.'

304
00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:22,000
'Understand?'

305
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:24,000
Now, let's see if you've

306
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:25,000
forgotten your part yet.

307
00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:28,000
All you have to do is blow one line, you know

308
00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:30,000
and powie, blam..

309
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,000
...we're washed up.

310
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:34,000
'Okay. Give me a bark.'

311
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,000
[barking]

312
00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:40,000
'Oh, no, that's wrong. All wrong.'

313
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:43,000
You, you got to give it more ruff!

314
00:13:43,000 --> 00:13:45,000
A-a-and fix that hair!

315
00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,000
'We're-we're almost at the studio!'

316
00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000
[barks]

317
00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:51,000
Dino, you know that's not the way the script reads.

318
00:13:51,000 --> 00:13:54,000
Here. Do it the way you did it at home.

319
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:57,000
Epiy! Epiy!

320
00:13:57,000 --> 00:14:00,000
'No, you're reading it backwards!'

321
00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:02,000
- Yipe. - 'Yeah, that's better.'

322
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,000
Now, read it right. Uh, fix that hair.

323
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,000
And-and don't get nervous!

324
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,000
(Dino) 'Yeah.'

325
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,000
[Dino panting]

326
00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,000
[Dino whimpering]

327
00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,000
That's more like it.

328
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,000
All you have to keep on your mind, Dino

329
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,000
is that script

330
00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:19,000
and-and you'll stay calm l-l-like me.

331
00:14:20,000 --> 00:14:21,000
[barking]

332
00:14:21,000 --> 00:14:24,000
[instrumental music]

333
00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000
Hold it! Hold it right there, buster.

334
00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:29,000
That's quite alright, my good man.

335
00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,000
- We have an appointment. - What's the name?

336
00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:33,000
Uh, Fred Dino and Flinst..

337
00:14:33,000 --> 00:14:35,000
Uh, Fred Flintstone and Dino.

338
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,000
Oh, yeah.

339
00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:39,000
It's okay. Stage five.

340
00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:42,000
We have to be careful around TV studios, buddy.

341
00:14:42,000 --> 00:14:45,000
A lot of weird characters try to get in.

342
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,000
And things ain't gettin' any better.

343
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:52,000
Well, sir, Dino the great is here

344
00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:56,000
so anytime you're ready, r-r-roll him.

345
00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:59,000
Who? Oh, yes. The new one.

346
00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,000
First, I'd like you to meet the members of our cast.

347
00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,000
Ah, pleasure, pleasure.

348
00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:05,000
First, our little boy actor.

349
00:15:05,000 --> 00:15:07,000
He's the nice, warm, lovable kid.

350
00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:11,000
Junior, meet Mr. Flintstone and his pet dino, Dino.

351
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,000
You must be kiddin'.

352
00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,000
(male

353
00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:19,000
Big, big deal.

354
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,000
Lovable is just the word.

355
00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,000
Uh, and warm.

356
00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:26,000
Very warm.

357
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:29,000
And here's the actress who plays his mother.

358
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,000
The simple, unspoiled, homespun type.

359
00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,000
Belle, Fred Flintstone and Dino.

360
00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,000
Really?

361
00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,000
(Fred) 'We're, uh, very pleased to meet you.'

362
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:39,000
Naturally.

363
00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:41,000
And now, for our star.

364
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:44,000
I guess you'd like to meet Sassie.

365
00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:46,000
Sassie!

366
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,000
'Oh, Sassie-e-e.'

367
00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:52,000
[clopping]

368
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:56,000
Gee, Dino, it's Sassie.

369
00:15:56,000 --> 00:15:58,000
screech

370
00:15:58,000 --> 00:16:00,000
The paw. Kiss the paw.

371
00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:03,000
hungry hungry hungry

372
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:05,000
(Fred) 'Dino! Dino! D-down, boy! Down!'

373
00:16:05,000 --> 00:16:07,000
'All! All!'

374
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:09,000
(male

375
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,000
'one of our new performers.'

376
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,000
Hmph!

377
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:15,000
Well, that's them.

378
00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:17,000
That's how we're able to do a warm

379
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,000
wonderful, believable show every week.

380
00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:21,000
Alright, people

381
00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,000
'let's do that happy, happy-ending scene.'

382
00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:27,000
'Lights...camera..'

383
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:29,000
'...action!'

384
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,000
And I love you, junior.

385
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:33,000
And I love Sassie.

386
00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:35,000
And I love you, mommy.

387
00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:38,000
And I love Sassie.

388
00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:39,000
[tinkling]

389
00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:40,000
And look, mommy.

390
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,000
[tinkling]

391
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:43,000
Sassie loves us too, huh?

392
00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:47,000
(male

393
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,000
My happy-ending smiles are gonna get pretty sickly

394
00:16:51,000 --> 00:16:54,000
buster, if I don't start getting more close-ups.

395
00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:56,000
[clears throat]

396
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,000
- Yeah? - Yeah?

397
00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:00,000
nah

398
00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:04,000
Ha ha ha. They're the greatest kidders.

399
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,000
Uh, uh, so is Dino.

400
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:08,000
Dino? Oh, oh, yes.

401
00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,000
'You ready, Dino?'

402
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:12,000
'Think you can fit in?'

403
00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,000
'Great. Let's make your screen test.'

404
00:17:17,000 --> 00:17:20,000
Alrighty, people. We'll try it.

405
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:22,000
Junior, you and mommy

406
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:24,000
'have to get the mortgage loot to the bank on time.'

407
00:17:24,000 --> 00:17:27,000
'Only, mom, one foot's caught in a bear trap'

408
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,000
'and, junior, both feet are caught in a bear trap'

409
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:35,000
'and, Sassie, you've got three broken legs.'

410
00:17:35,000 --> 00:17:39,000
'But remember, folks, you are all happy.'

411
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,000
'That's right.'

412
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:43,000
'Happy  because you are together!'

413
00:17:44,000 --> 00:17:45,000
How about it?

414
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:46,000
Camera crew, ready?

415
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,000
[squawks] Anytime you are, chief.

416
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:50,000
(male

417
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,000
[squawks] One good thing about TV

418
00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:57,000
it employs artists.

419
00:17:59,000 --> 00:18:01,000
Whoops! Goofed again.

420
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:03,000
Well, ha ha ha, that's showbiz.

421
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,000
[squawks]

422
00:18:04,000 --> 00:18:06,000
Now, you're all ready

423
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,000
to conk out from exhaustion

424
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:11,000
'so, junior, you give the mortgage money bag to Sassie.'

425
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:14,000
'And, Sassie, you take off.'

426
00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:18,000
'That's right, limping and faltering along'

427
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:21,000
dragging your three broken legs.

428
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:25,000
And then, out of nowhere comes, uh, comes, uh..

429
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:26,000
What's his name?

430
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:29,000
Dino. Dino Flintstone.

431
00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:31,000
(male

432
00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:33,000
screech

433
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:35,000
'Sassie is burdened, Dino helps.'

434
00:18:37,000 --> 00:18:39,000
She needs shelter from the cold.

435
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,000
'Dino provides an instant igloo.'

436
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:47,000
'Her good leg bothers her, Dino comforts.'

437
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:52,000
But most of all, mind you, Dino delivers.

438
00:18:53,000 --> 00:18:55,000
'Dino will take the money to the bank.'

439
00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,000
crash

440
00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,000
'Then the villain appears.'

441
00:18:59,000 --> 00:19:01,000
[laughing]

442
00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,000
(male

443
00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,000
'but Dino fights for right.'

444
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:06,000
crash

445
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,000
[laughing]

446
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,000
(male

447
00:19:12,000 --> 00:19:14,000
Yikes!

448
00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,000
[barking]

449
00:19:16,000 --> 00:19:19,000
And Dino fights for dough-re-mi money.

450
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,000
splat

451
00:19:24,000 --> 00:19:27,000
Dino has saved the day!

452
00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,000
'And so, to the bank.'

453
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,000
Cut! He's brilliant!

454
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,000
Dino is brilliant!

455
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,000
But of course.

456
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,000
[chuckles] My, ahem, hours

457
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,000
of coaching him seem to have paid off.

458
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,000
(male

459
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:46,000
Now that's more like it, isn't it, Dino, old chum?

460
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:49,000
'Yes. That's more like it.'

461
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,000
Hmm..

462
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,000
Uh, just a minute, friend.

463
00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:53,000
Huh?

464
00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,000
Your boy got hisself an agent, huh?

465
00:19:55,000 --> 00:19:58,000
No, he doesn't have any agent, uh, ahem, except me.

466
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,000
He does now. I'll handle him.

467
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,000
But I thought I do.

468
00:20:02,000 --> 00:20:04,000
No good, buddy, you'd bollix it up.

469
00:20:04,000 --> 00:20:06,000
He needs a professional manager, me.

470
00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,000
- But, uh-- - Don't worry.

471
00:20:07,000 --> 00:20:09,000
You'll get 30 bucks a week. Sign here.

472
00:20:09,000 --> 00:20:11,000
Thirty a week, eh? That's not so much.

473
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,000
(male

474
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,000
(Fred) 'That's the way it's done, huh?'

475
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:17,000
(male

476
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:20,000
Well, I'll have a word with Dino and tell him you're, uh--

477
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:22,000
I'll handle that. You just get lost, Jackson.

478
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,000
But, uh..

479
00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:25,000
You want Dino to be a star, don't you?

480
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:26,000
'The kind that twinkles on TV, eh?'

481
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:28,000
Well, sure, but--

482
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,000
'Well, here's your 30 skins, friend.'

483
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,000
'We don't no longer need you. Run along.'

484
00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:35,000
You thinking what I'm thinking, Sam?

485
00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,000
Yeah.

486
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:38,000
You'll have to make a few changes, right?

487
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,000
Yeah. For instance, his eyes.

488
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:42,000
'All wrong. Have to change them.'

489
00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,000
- 'You mean, just the color?' - 'Yeah. With contact lenses.'

490
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:47,000
(Sam) 'Uh, maybe a nice true blue.'

491
00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:50,000
- 'Mm-hmm. How about his teeth?' - 'Hmm. I don't know.'

492
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,000
(Sam) 'Nobody smiles much in your shows, do they?'

493
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000
(male

494
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:56,000
'then  everybody  smiles, even the bad guys.'

495
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,000
(Sam) 'Yeah. So we'll need his teeth capped.'

496
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,000
Check. Otherwise, he's in fair shape.

497
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,000
- Except for one thing. - Those big freckles?

498
00:21:03,000 --> 00:21:04,000
Nah, his tail.

499
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:07,000
'So big, it'll fight his face for attention.'

500
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,000
(male

501
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:10,000
(Sam) 'How's about publicity?'

502
00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:12,000
(male

503
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,000
'that Dino is really in love with Sassie.'

504
00:21:14,000 --> 00:21:15,000
(Sam) 'Great idea!'

505
00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:16,000
(male

506
00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:17,000
'take her everywhere.'

507
00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:19,000
(Sam) 'Like big premieres!'

508
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:20,000
(male

509
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,000
(Sam) 'Ah, the togetherness bit, eh?'

510
00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000
(male

511
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:26,000
'will be together day and night.'

512
00:21:26,000 --> 00:21:28,000
Yikes!

513
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:29,000
(male

514
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,000
'at the Cocorock Grove.'

515
00:21:31,000 --> 00:21:33,000
'We could keep this going for years.'

516
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:37,000
Yeah! Maybe even longer.

517
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:40,000
[laughing]

518
00:21:43,000 --> 00:21:45,000
(Betty) 'How'd it go, Fred?'

519
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:47,000
Oh, just great.

520
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,000
Got a contract and everything.

521
00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:50,000
A contract?

522
00:21:50,000 --> 00:21:52,000
'Yeah, yeah, they wanted to give me peanuts'

523
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:54,000
but I negotiated

524
00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:56,000
and they had to do business with me.

525
00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:00,000
Oh, well, then I guess Dino won't be running out anymore

526
00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,000
and jumping all over you.

527
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:02,000
Yeah, that's right.

528
00:22:02,000 --> 00:22:05,000
Dino's gone off with the show.

529
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:08,000
No more...knockdowns.

530
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:11,000
Fred, won't it seem strange without him?

531
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,000
Best thing that ever happened.

532
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:16,000
No more bones around to trip over.

533
00:22:16,000 --> 00:22:17,000
I'll go tell Barney the news.

534
00:22:17,000 --> 00:22:19,000
I'm glad everything worked out

535
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:20,000
just the way you wanted it.

536
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,000
Yeah, heh, yeah, everything worked out

537
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:26,000
j-just the way I wanted it.

538
00:22:26,000 --> 00:22:28,000
[instrumental music]

539
00:22:29,000 --> 00:22:31,000
Fred, what's wrong?

540
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,000
You've been moping around all evening.

541
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,000
(Fred) 'Oh, nothing.'

542
00:22:35,000 --> 00:22:38,000
It's, uh, nothing to do with Dino, is it?

543
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:41,000
That...pest? Of course not.

544
00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:43,000
Good-good-good riddance.

545
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:45,000
I kind of miss him.

546
00:22:45,000 --> 00:22:46,000
Not me.

547
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:49,000
Especially when I picked up

548
00:22:49,000 --> 00:22:51,000
thirty bucks in the deal.

549
00:22:51,000 --> 00:22:52,000
I couldn't be happier.

550
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:56,000
I'm glad you're so happy, Fred

551
00:22:56,000 --> 00:22:59,000
but do try to keep down all the loud laughing.

552
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:06,000
[sniffles]

553
00:23:07,000 --> 00:23:08,000
[sniffles]

554
00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:13,000
[crackling]

555
00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:20,000
[music continues]

556
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:28,000
Gee, Dino, if pictures could talk

557
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:30,000
I know what you'd say to me.

558
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,000
[Dino barks]

559
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,000
That's right.

560
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:34,000
You'd say, "So long, Fred

561
00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:37,000
you money-grubbing cheapskate."

562
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,000
[Dino barks]

563
00:23:39,000 --> 00:23:42,000
You'd say, "I'll call you from Hollyrock, Fred

564
00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,000
"but don't you..

565
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:46,000
[sniffles] ...call me."

566
00:23:47,000 --> 00:23:48,000
[Dino barks]

567
00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:52,000
Hey! Pictures can't bark!

568
00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:55,000
The only one who can bark like that is..

569
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:56,000
'...Dino!'

570
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,000
Is it really you?

571
00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,000
slurp slurp

572
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:01,000
[laughing] Sure it is!

573
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,000
Come on in, pal.

574
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:07,000
Wilma, Dino's back!

575
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,000
Barney, Dino's back!

576
00:24:11,000 --> 00:24:13,000
You-you can sit on the couch

577
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,000
and put your feet up, Dino, old friend

578
00:24:15,000 --> 00:24:18,000
and I'll bring you a pipe and your slippers.

579
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:21,000
'And your favorite show's on tonight.'

580
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:22,000
'You can sit back and watch it.'

581
00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:27,000
(man on TV) 'And now stay tuned for "The Adventures Of Sassie."'

582
00:24:28,000 --> 00:24:29,000
click

583
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,000
No more, Dino?

584
00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:33,000
No more TV stars and bright lights?

585
00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:36,000
Hey, what was that you were yelling, Fred?

586
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,000
I didn't catch it.

587
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,000
You'd never guess, Barney, but Dino's back!

588
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,000
- Oh, you're kidding. - Yeah? Well, watch this.

589
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,000
[whistles] Here, boy!

590
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,000
[Dino barking]

591
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,000
thud thud

592
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,000
[Fred laughing]

593
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:55,000
[Fred laughing] 'Oh, Dino's back.'

594
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,000
He's back! Ha ha ha!

595
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,000
Ooh! Ooh! Ha ha ha!

596
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:02,000
Ain't it wonderful? Ha ha ha!

597
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,000
[both laughing]

598
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:11,000
[theme music]

599
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,000
[yawns]

600
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:25,000
[music continues]

601
00:25:41,000 --> 00:25:42,000
thud

602
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:44,000
slam

603
00:25:44,000 --> 00:25:45,000
[rattling]

604
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,000
Wilma!

605
00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,000
[banging on door]

606
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000
'Wilma!'

607
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,000
'Come on, Wilma!'

608
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000
'Open the door!'

609
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000
'Wi-i-ilma-a-a!'